The Armchair Astronomer: Tears in Rain

I suspect science fiction fans might neatly be divided into two types of people: the 2001 type and the Blade Runner type. I belong to the latter tribe. 2001, while brilliant in so many ways, strikes me as sterile, cold and dry. A type of future Hemingway would probably recognize as his kind of place. Dystopian, yes, but with the clean lines and brightly-lit interiors of Von Braun and Bonestell. Grandiose, sprawling, opaque, 2001 is an effective film, but also one with little spoken poetry. The characters don’t say really much of anything to each other for most of the film. Me, faced with all that empty space, I probably wouldn’t be able to shut up. Then again, I’m likely not NASA material.

(I actually prefer the far inferior sequel, 2010, more because it hit me right at a time when I was questioning the whole Cold War construct I had been brought up in, something that film does with all the naive optimism of the Apollo-Soyuz handshake, and because it costars Helen Mirren with a Russian accent.)

Blade Runner, on the other hand, is a rainy mess of a film, with a production story as bewildering as the film’s narrative is filled with continuity issues. In contrast to the obsessively-polished gem of 2001, Blade Runner is a imperfect, tumbled agate, released now in so many “final” or “director’s cut” versions that it’s fairly clear that the people at the helm of the didn’t have a specific cut in mind at all…or they had several in mind at once and could never decide.

The multi-hour documentary that goes along with the version of Blade Runner I have is almost as interesting as the film itself. One learns the fantastic efforts to shoot the opening scene of the hovercar flying over futuristic Los Angeles, how the flames from the towers were projected onto tiny pieces of acetate, and how all the effects you see were done in-camera, often one frame at a time. How they used panes of glass with special reflective areas to make the replicant eyes look like those of cats, how the special effects guys even used a kitchen sink, on it’s side, gussied up with tiny pipes and panels, as a building in one model cityscape. Compared to something like the unspeakably two-dimensional Phantom Menace, where the flatness of the computer animation mentioned that of the writing, acting and directing (does the re-release of that film in 3-d mean the acting will be better?), Blade Runner was a supremely physical, three-dimensional effort.

Though I still find the special effects sequences of Blade Runner to be without peer, it’s a rather effect-less scene that most sticks with me. I’m speaking of the replicant Roy Batty’s death scene, also known as the “Tears in Rain Soliloquy“. It’s a great bit of acting by Rutger Hauer, but it’s also a brilliant piece of editing.

Blade Runner is the quintessential post-modern film. In the storyline, and in the story of the making of the film, there are no facts–just points of view. And this murk clouds the Tears in Rain Soliloquy too. Here’s one of the earliest versions of it that I could find:

I’ve known adventures, seen places you people will never see, I’ve been Offworld and back… frontiers! I’ve stood on the back deck of a blinker bound for the Plutition Camps with sweat in my eyes watching the stars fight on the shoulder of Orion…I’ve felt wind in my hair, riding test boats off the black galaxies and seen an attack fleet burn like a match and disappear. I’ve seen it, felt it…!

A shooting script published on the internet by Hampton Francher and David Peoples shows us one evolutionary step closer to what we see in the film:

                  I've seen things...
                         (long pause)
                  seen things you little people
                  wouldn't believe... Attack ships
                  on fire off the shoulder of Orion
                  bright as magnesium... I rode on
                  the back decks of a blinker and
                  watched c-beams glitter in the dark
                  near the Tanhauser Gate.
                         (pause)
                  all those moments... they'll be gone.

Rutger Hauer’s intervention was to realize that the imagery, conjuring an off-world reality that we never see in the film, has to be subordinate to the meaning of it all for the character (and for us). A list of geeky details means nothing without the humanity, the essence of experience above and beyond facts. In other words, Rutger Hauer realized that it had to be poetry, not exposition. Hauer is the one who came up with tears in rain.

Accounts differ on when Hauer made the final edits, and when director Ridley Scott first heard it. One story has Hauer working on it the night before, and presenting it during, a morning script reading. Another story is that the first time anyone hears Hauer’s version is when Huaer delivers it on the set, cameras rolling. The story has the crew members breaking out in tears during Hauer’s delivery, and applauding afterwards. I like that story.

The one fact that seems to be agreed upon by all involved is that it was indeed Hauer who massaged the speech into its final form and came up with the climactic tears in rain simile, and that it’s Hauer’s excellent acting chops that breath’s life into the whole thing, so much so that, although you still don’t know what the heck he’s talking about, you know it must be pretty amazing stuff. I have no idea what a C-beam is, but I’d like to see one. (Every time I do astronomy outreach in winter, I always try to throw the phrase “the shoulder of Orion” into my presentation. Nobody has ever caught that.)

Watch the expressions on Batty’s face. He looks in turn wicked, lovable, pitying, self-depracating, sad, wise and resigned. Meanwhile, Harrison Ford, never the most emotive of actors, mostly looks like he has to pee:

 

Here’s the final Tears in Rain soliloquy, as edited and delivered by Rutger Hauer.

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

Note how many less words there are in that than the earlier versions. There’s room in there for Hauer to act, to pause, to let his face and the music communicate the information between the lines. As a writer, I admire the minimalism of it, the iterations it took to get to that absolute and perfect minimum, the ear for which details to preserve and which to cast adrift.

My vote for one of the best scenes in movie history. Time to sleep.

Coronal Mass Ejections, Auroras and Will The Real Zombie Please Stand Up?

A Coronal Mass Ejection (CME) is not what happens when someone drinks too much of a popular, pale Mexican beer. It’s not what happens when a member of a royal family gets angry and throws their bejeweled headgear out the window. It’s not what happens when sponges in the earth’s oceans suddenly move a foot in a half in one direction (that’s an undersea, unexplained mass sponge migration or UUMSM). A Coronal Mass Ejection is, according to wikipedia, quoting a NASA website, a massive burst of solar wind, other light isotope plasma, and magnetic fields rising above the solar corona or being released into space. 

And earlier this morning, our Sun had a doozy of one:

 

The Coronal Mass Ejection of March 7, 2012. This image sequence, from a coronagraph aboard the SOHO satellite, uses a mask (center) to cover the main body of the sun, revealing the corona, much the same way the moon does during a Solar Eclipse.

Remember the words of Douglas Adams: Don’t Panic! Nasa scientists do not expect that the dead will rise to consume the flesh of the living from this, or any, CME. Incidentally, the image sequence above was recorded by the plucky robot satellite called SOHO, that’s been watching the sun since it’s launch in 1995. (It’s discovered over 2000 comets, some of which did kamikaze dives into the sun, obliterating themselves in a blaze of short-lived glory.) Conspiracy nuts are constantly sifting through SOHO images spotting large alien spacecraft and angels…any way, back to our CME.

A CME that heads in our general direction can cause a geomagnetic storm in the Earth’s magnetosphere that can result in vibrant displays of the auroras, or Northern and Southern Lights, as well as wreak some gremliny havoc on energy grids, and communication satellites such as those that feed data to your trusty GPS droid. Space weather experts are predicting a particularly strong geomagnetic storm for the morning of March 8 (tomorrow at the time of writing). Will power grids be disrupted like they were during the geomagnetic storm of 1989? The power companies have tried to make the grid less vulnerable to current surges induced by the storm activity since then….but I guess we’ll know when we know. Will the dead rise and crack open our skulls to feast on the goo inside? Will our escape from the undead hordes be foiled when we jump into our cars and the GPS lady says “recalculating…recalculating…”

Though I enjoy zombie literature, I’m not yet nailing boards across my windows and packing my muzzleloader full of powder and shot. Power outages aren’t necessarily bad for society. Peoples’ TVs suddenly go blank and people blink, turn their necks for the first time in days, maybe even step out onto their doorsteps and wave at their stunned neighbors, also surprised that fresh air, being vertical, and images created by something other than glowing pixels can be as invigorating as the Big Red commercial they were watching when the virtual universe went into standby mode. Conversation and community might actually ensue. And/or, people might look up and see a sky with no light pollution. Given that this hypothetical outage was caused by a magnetic storm, itself caused by a CME, itself caused–scientists now think–by the crossing of two magnetic field lines on the sun’s surface–don’t cross the streams, Ray!), we are also likely in for a fantastic display of the Auroras. During the great magnetic storm of 1850, auroras were seen over much of the Earth’s surface. I saw a wisp of an auroral display once, in junior high school, in winter, from my home north of Albany, NY. Just a wisp of green fluctuation in the sky, but it was magnificent. Such a display demands the lights be turned down, and that might just be what happens.

I’ll never forget the testimony of Staten Island based astronomy professor Irve Robbins, who told the director of the excellent documentary The City Dark: ”I’ve seen twice the Milky Way in New York–when there was a blackout.”

So, if yesterday’s CME shuts off the power tomorrow and your GPS woman spirals into an inconsolable depression, look up at night (if it’s clear) and remember you’re standing and living on a relatively tiny slightly-oblate sphere, with space just a few hundred miles above your head, and that space is immense and dynamic and active and dangerous and beautiful.

And when the TVs come back on, then the dead will rise. Or rather, they won’t. They’ll sit, remote controls in hand. Waiting for something to happen.

For space weather updates, go to www.spaceweather.com 

Scales of the Universe

How big is the universe? How small is the smallest thing? How does Ganymede compare in size to Texas, and to a sunflower seed? Cary Huang put this together over a year and a half, assisted by his twin brother Michael. They are 14 years old, and live in California. You should take a look at this. Everyone should. Clicking on the screen shot below will take you to the twin’s home page, where you can fiddle with the flash presentation and blow your mind, legally, with no drugs at all save that of the incredible natural world we come from.

Twinkle-Twinkle: Observing Night Time Lapse

At the last observing night for Introduction to Astronomy, I set up my Ricoh GXR, a very handy and very compact camera system, on a tripod and set the on board intervalometer to record an image every five seconds. The next night I set the camera up again on my driveway to record the passage of Orion across the summer sky, in pursuit of prey or mates or perhaps some tea with rum in it (it was COLD!) I stitched those two timelapses together and set it all to a mellow post-grunge version of Twinkle Twinke Little Star.

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